yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

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"Eyeliner isnt attractive on guys!"

majesticaljeff:

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Yeah,

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You know what?

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You’re right.

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Not even

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Slightly

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Attractive.

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What

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Was I

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Thinking?

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You forgot someone very important

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it